Omarosa vs.Bethenny

Mediocre women probably should not place bets.

Bethenny Frankel learned this and other lessons the hard way yesterday. Whether it was never to invite the queen of controversy Omarosa on your show (unless you're desperate for ratings) or to simply keep you mouth shut when you're not sure of a past statement. One thing is for damn sure, Omarosa pulled out the race card.

Entourage Movie is coming to a Theater near you!!

Ladies and Gentlemen this is not a test...Entourage Movie is finally in the works!!
Christmas came early yesterday for Entourage fans, Yesterday the best news that could've come across social media outlets and search engines happened. HBO viewers throughout the years have been known to not trust any sources when it comes to series becoming movies, but this time it felt a little different. You can't argue with the cast when they announce it themselves!!

Awkward. Tuesdays

So of course we'll leave you off with the season premier of MTV's Awkward but there are some other quirky girls making a splash on Tuesdays!!

 On this weeks episode of New Girls , Nick and Winston reveal to Jess that throughout the years Nick has been pretending to be Michael Keaton, in order to cheer up Schmidt, and what do ya know it's worked!
 
The problem with that is that Nick is tired of lying to Schmidt and refuses to use Keaton to cheer him up! But honestly who wouldn't get cheered up by the old Batman playing Keaton!?
Long story short the day ends up in a catastrophe that involves Jess in the middle of all of it!

 

 Typical Jess has a brilliant idea!

 

 Nope turns out Jess decides to pretend to be Michael Keaton

 

In a natural fashion Schmidt finds out and decides to seek vengeance

 Leading Schmidt to get attacked by raging Halloweeners!!

THE END

Jkkkkkkk....but in all seriousness my job here today isn't to recap, if you want a recap just watch the damn episode...Today's moral of the story is the girls who make every girl watching feel better about their lives. 

 Next on our list our PHD friend Mindy!!
On this week's Mindy Project, Mindy has to try to stop being self-centered which basically defeats the purpose of her being but whatever..moving on!

The episode starts off well...oh fuck it! I just want to talk about the game they were playing!!

Unfortunately fun is cut short when she realizes the "new guy" is stealing her friends

 

Danny convinces her that she will win him over is she just warms up to him!

But of course this fails leaving her determined to win him over, so she decides to go see Peter fight his first MMA match

 

  In a lousy attempt to fit in with the "dudes" Mindy tells Peter his ex is engaged, leaving Peter acting like a pathetic puppy who just lost it's bone. Mindy you better fix this mess!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Meanwhile can we talk about what these cameos was all about!?

 

 

 Any who long story short she redeems herself by having Peter snap out of it leaving him not killed but only half injured...YEYYYY









AWKWARDDDDDD.
What girl can possibly top these two? Well of course our friend Jenna!

 Now honestly after everything Jenna has been through she finally got Matty! LUCKY BITCH

But of course, she can't just be happy she has to want more!! Part 1 of Season 3 leaves off with Jenna cheating and well Season 3 jumps right back into it. Ungrateful bitch, totally on Team Matty with this one, sorry Jenna!
 












SPOILER ALERT:
Now please believe me when I say I don't think that the season finale of True Blood even tops this (and I mean Eric was naked) but seriously you've done it. Just when we though this episode was just gonna drag on you really kicked us in the stomach!

 If you haven't realized it yet this part 2 of this season is really going down a dark path

And just when we think Jenna has got it all figured out...well we'll just have to wait and see

Because at the end of the day who's going to make us feel good about our mixed up lives...

 

To the Ladies of my Tuesdays...Cheers and good luck!

 

   

  

AHS Episode 3

WTF AHS!?!

On this weeks American Horror Story we all expected the usual "wtf" moments, but this week was the big mama of "wtf" moments!
So outrages that I don't even know how to put everything that my eyes just saw into words...Oh "wtf" I'll summarize. WARNING: Somethings are better left unheard!

 

Mondays are not for the weak!

YOU can now feel better about your Mondays!!
Rest assure, that if you've had a rough day at the office, Monday nights will make you feel better about your life!

Between NBC's new hit show "The Black List" (finally NBC got a show right) or CBS's "Hostages" ( another drama, sure why not) you'll be feeling better about having an ordinary life in which spilling coffee on your newly dry cleaned pants is your only concern.

 On episode 5 of The Blacklist we finally start seeing Ressler (Diego Klattenhoff) do a little more than just bitch at Liz (Megan Boone).

 Episode 5 kicks off with Red (James Spader) finding out that The Courier (Robert Knepper)  -a middle man that no one crosses, is delivering a package worth millions. This package ends up being a major kidnapping of a NSA agent who could in fact have the information that Liz needs about her "wonderful" husband. The only problem is, that not even Red himself knows who this "middle man" is.

Of course in nature of  the dramatic antics of The Blacklist, The Courier has a rare disease in which he feels no pain, leading him to use his body as a pin cushion and storage facility. Not only this but according to his jailed brother his father used to fight dogs and would use his son as one of the fighters UGH WHAT!?!?! Ya I think everyone had that same reaction. It couldn't be a simple case, could it!?

  

Have no fear though, the super heroes at the FBI hunted him down and killed him, leaving everyone with one tiny problem....HOW ARE WE GOING TO FIND THE KIDNAPPED AGENT?!?!?!

 Finally it's Ressler's turn to shine, and ladies let's all be honest with ourselves, we were a bit turned on by his stern face as he was dragging a knife across his arm. 

Once The Courier died Ressler volunteers to go undercover as The Courier in order to figure out where the NSA agent is (and probably to try and outshine Liz). Unfortunately though, he's made and now it's up to our favorite "villain" to save the day!

Now it wouldn't be The Blacklist without Liz getting into some type of disaster. FINALLY it looks like we are going to find out what is up with her mysterious (so cute) husband!! During The Courier fiasco Liz is unaware that at home her hubby has figured out that Liz knows about the hidden box. This could be a blessing in disguise honestly (well at least for all the viewers) and make the confrontation less awkward!

On Wednesdays we wear Black!!

Sure....everyone is thinking this has everything to do with the new season of American Horror Story...Whelp you're WRONG!

I'd be a terrible blogger if I stated the obvious. LET'S BE REAL!

Wednesdays really have a new place in my heart for all the gory drama these shows have. Whether stepping into a mind of a killer on Criminal Minds (this can be taken literally as some psycho actually installed cameras into himself and his victim's brains last episode) or we can simply find out who the killer is on CSI (pretending we are smart and know everything there is to know about science) one thing is for sure there is no sense of comfort in any of these brilliant shows.


On that note it's only right that in honor of the souls lost (or not) we wear BLACK!